Terms and Conditions

Welcome to BrokenandBelligerent.com, where laughter is the best placebo and humor is our holy grail! Before you dive into a world of ridiculous remedies and spoof self-help supplies, here are some ground rules:

1. **Laughter is Non-Refundable:** Once you crack up, there's no turning back. Our laughter-infused products are designed to tickle your funny bone, not your wallet.

2. **Animal Kingdom Advisory:** While we love animals, please note that our self-help supplies are not tested on them. Any resemblance to actual animals, living or stuffed, is purely coincidental.

3. **Biblical Disclaimer:** Remember, even the Bible says, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine, but a broken spirit drieth the bones." (Proverbs 17:22, King James Version) So, keep those bones hydrated with our laughter-inducing goodies!

4. **No Crybabies Allowed:** If you're easily offended, allergic to fun, or lack a sense of humor, this website might not be your cup of giggles. We specialize in the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous.

5. **Legal Mumbo-Jumbo:** By using our site, you agree to waive all claims of sanity, sobriety, and seriousness. We're not responsible for any side effects of excessive laughter, including but not limited to stomachaches, tears of joy, or snorting milk out your nose.

6. **Age Limit:** Our products are intended for those who are young at heart, regardless of their actual age. If you're under 18, make sure to get parental approval before embracing your inner goofball.

7. **Privacy Policy:** Your personal information is as sacred as a panda's nap time. We won't sell, trade, or give away your details to anyone. However, we may send you pun-filled newsletters and occasional jokes via carrier pigeon.

8. **Endangered Species:** Our jokes are specially crafted to bring endangered species back from the brink of extinction. Support wildlife conservation by laughing your way through life!

9. **Disclaimer:** BrokenandBelligerent.com cannot guarantee actual self-help results. Consult a real therapist or life coach for serious issues. Our job is to make you laugh, not solve existential crises.

10. **Final Word:** Remember, life's too short to be serious all the time. Embrace the absurdity, unleash your inner animal (metaphorically speaking), and let the laughter flow like a river of happiness!

By remaining on this page, you acknowledge that you've read, understood, and are willing to abide by these terms. Now, let the laughter therapy begin!

Return and Refund Policy

At BrokenandBelligerent.com, we believe in the power of laughter to heal and uplift. However, we understand that sometimes even the best jokes might not hit the mark. Here’s our policy on refunds:

Product Returns: If you receive a physical product from us and it arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of receipt. We'll do our best to make things right with a replacement shipment or store credit.
Digital Goods: Due to the nature of digital content, such as downloadable joke compilations or virtual gag gifts, we are unable to offer refunds once the purchase is completed. Please double-check your cart before clicking 'Checkout'!
Cancelled Orders: If you change your mind shortly after placing an order and it hasn't been processed yet, contact us immediately. We may be able to cancel the order and issue a refund minus any transaction fees incurred.
Refund Eligibility: To be eligible for a refund or replacement, you must provide proof of purchase and details of the issue (if applicable). We reserve the right to assess each case individually and make a decision based on our discretion.
Contact Us: If you have any questions about our refund policy or need assistance with a product, please reach out to our customer service team. We’re here to ensure your experience at BrokenandBelligerent.com is as joyful as possible.

We appreciate your understanding and enthusiasm for the lighter side of life. Let the laughter therapy continue!

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